Sleep and Storage Wars Kills!

I don’t get everything that I want.  You probably don’t either… why?  First is that it is nearly impossible to get everything you want.  I would like to be six feet tall.  Heck, I would settle for 5’8” for that matter.  I would like to be able to eat pizza, cheesecake, for every meal and be jacked and lean.  I would like to be able to train seven days per week without the risk of injury or divorce as I close in on 40 years old.  I would also like to be wealthy, but I like to sleep and watch Storage Wars.  They work against one another.  I would like to be three percent body fat and clean and jerk 200 kg.  I don’t because of the sleep and Storage Wars thing.  Now that I think of it, those two seem to be destroying all of my dreams.  Maybe if I fixed those two, I would get a bit taller… I digress.  In light of this emotional and intellectual tug of war, I will list some common excuses for our underachievement.  Please feel free to comment with some of yours.

-Too tired

-Too hot

-Too cold

-Not enough time

-I like to sleep and watch Storage Wars

-I have kids

-It’s too hard

-It is too late

-It is too early

-It is too heavy

-I don’t want to deprive myself

-I have bad genetics

-My legs/arms are too long/short

-I am addicted to carbs

-No time to cook

-Too busy

-I am too old

-I will do it later

-I am not in good enough shape yet

-It is too boring

-My foot/back/shoulder/elbow/knee/hip hurts

-I don’t like that workout

-I don’t want to get big and bulky

-I work my legs when I run (that is why they are skinny, by the way)

-I have visions of bacon bits dancing in my head